February 14 — Valentines day? Sorry, but no. I call it February fools’ day. Just bought three fools’ day gifts to troll a few gullibles.
First gift. A pretty red rose for mom.
To: Luz
From: Your secret admirer
But she’d probably figure out it was me who gave her that rose. Been giving her roses every valentines day plus, she recognizes my handwriting you know. Trolling, FAIL! On to the next.
Second gift. Cutesy stuffed bear for little bro (he likes bears, weird).
To: Johan
From: Your secret admirer
I’m not sure if he’d find out it was me. Well, it’s a 50-50 percent chance he’d figure it out. Next!
Last gift. A red heart-shaped stuffed thing. For my boyfriend? Nope. It’s for some hopeless romantic girl (I admire her very much) whom I’ve been wanting to troll for quite some time now.
To: Yasmin
From: Your secret admirer
THIS. I’m so excited about this last gift. I just have a feeling, she’d be trolled! Hoohaa. I cannot wait to see the look on her face.
These three gifts are to be delivered tomorrow (February 14, 2013) at 10 a.m. Just hoping the delivery guy wouldn’t get lost as I forgot to put the address on those three gift cards. Stupid me.
Happy February fools’ day, fools! HAHA. This is going to be fun! Hopefully. 😀
Phets
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