Proms are for non-losers

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Aside from being the love month, February is also known to high school kids as the prom month (in my country, that is). Ah yes, proms are believed to be one of the most anticipated events in high school. For the popular kids, proms are included in their ‘most memorable experiences list’. But for the not-so-popular, (i.e. the nerds, losers, plain-looking, freaks, weirdos, etc.) prom is considered as the worst nightmare.

Until now, the question still lingers, what are proms for?

Popular kids think of prom as the road to becoming even more popular — show off their beautiful faces and amazing figures, which constitute their overly oozing sex appeal. But what about the unpopular losers? Unfortunately, proms only endanger the reputation of these awkward teens by showing off more of their ‘awkwardness’.

In proms, losers are identified as being the only ones left sitting in a table with no partner (not even the waiter or janitor) to dance with, while the pretty girls have long line ups of hottie or nottie boys who are dying to dance with them. And the envy begins to crawl into the minds of the unpopular girls.

Oh yes. High school proms are a waste of time. If I were president, I’d ban this useless, nonsense, stupid, foolish event for all of eternity. E-T-E-R-N-I-T-Y.

It has been five years since my last prom, but the never ending bitterness still remains.

Nothing ever beats first-hand experience. 😛